Disney+ is a gateway drug

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I used to have a beautiful family with a nice house. Everything you could imagine. Then that fucking Disney+ came along. My daughter was the first that good hooked. I noticed her grades began dropping rather quickly out of nowhere. I tried talking to her about it and she said she didn’t have time to talk. Meanwhile fucking Aladdin and that fucking magic carpet showing in the background. 

I noticed then my wife began acting rather distant. She wouldn’t talk after work. She was beginning to cut me out of her life. She wouldn’t show me any sort of affection. I came home one day after work and saw a Hercules body pillow lying on the bed. She began sleeping on the couch with that body pillow almost every night. I began believing she truly didn’t even know my name anymore. 

Weeks later, someone knocks on my door saying they’re from the bank and that they’re taking the house. He looked odd and I couldn’t place my finger on it. Some strange creature with big eyes and floppy ears. That’s when it dawned on me. 

“You’ve got 30 days to pack your belongings and get the hyuck outta here!” The creature said. 

Disney+ is an absolute homewrecker. I’ve lost everything to that fucking mouse with the shit-eating grin.
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I am so very sorry for your losses. 


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