"a few short details,
your life story."
What an oxymoron, how the hell is anyone supposed to summarize their life story into a few short details about themselves?
I guess I'll just tell as much as I can.
As a young boy I grew up in the mountains of a small country in the far east, I learned the ways of my elders and those before them, life was boring and repetitive but I didn't know any better, then some absolute jerks came and started dropping bombs on out country and come to find out it's all because of some pissing match between drunk Russian Oligarch and Drunk American oligarchs so we fled to America because at least between the 2 warmongering powers they had cable tv.