Steamed hams

[Superintendent Chalmers]

You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"

[Seymour Skinner]

Yes. It's a regional dialect!

[Superintendent Chalmers]

Uh-huh... uh, what region?

[Seymour Skinner]

Uhh... upstate New York?

[Superintendent Chalmers]

Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

[Seymour Skinner]

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

[Superintendent Chalmers]

 I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

[Seymour Skinner]

Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.

[Superintendent Chalmers]

For steamed hams?

[Seymour Skinner]

Yes.